Saturday 24 October 2009

Hunter, a noun. Death Knight, an idiot.

I am a proud hunter (Or huntard if you so wish). I will raise my hand high and scream it from the city roof tops that YES! Yes I am a HUNTER! And do you know what? I DON'T CARE! Mainly because we have been replaced. Hallelujah!

Yes, your common hunter is no longer the local village idiot (no offense to village idiots out there but you know you are dumb). We can face-roll with much happy glee to know that those of us who are proud enough to wear our Hunter's Badge with pride can now point and laugh at the Death Knight next to you. And the one next to him. And yes, the next one and the one after.

Happy days are here again and it comes in the form of a random button bashing plate wearing two-handed weapon holding dunce that will blindly run into bosses, cause aggro issues and die within ten-seconds only to be scorned by the tank, flamed by the healer and loled at by the hunter*. Win!

Ahh to be young and a hunter.

Hunter - Noun
1. a person who hunts game or other wild animals for food or in sport.
2. a person who searches for or seeks something: a fortune hunter.
3. a horse specially trained for quietness, stamina, and jumping ability in hunting.
4. an animal, as a dog, trained to hunt game.
5. (initial capital letter) Astronomy. the constellation Orion.
6. Also called hunting watch. a watch with a hunting case.
7. hunter green.

Death Knight - Idiot
1. an utterly foolish or senseless person.
2. Psychology. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

(THANKS http://dictionary.reference.com/ )

*I admit there is the rare breed of Death Knights who actually know what they are doing and do it well. If you are one of them, disregard this post and go back to 222,3333,4444,5555,6666,444,5555aodifhaoigrh!!!!.....

/love
Hunter/Pala

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